My personal headcanon for Burnts is that their stomachs somehow incorporate sulfuric acid into their digestive system. Mostly because when you add sugar to sulfuric acid…
…this happens.
(official scientific discovery here)
(via tinyboxers)
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we all have that one friend
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TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY
im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge
(Source: offurl, via necrophilofthefuture)
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Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.
Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%
(via tinyboxers)
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poke-centipede
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Born without the use of her hind legs, Lola learned to walk just fine.
Lola don’t give a shit. Lola got places to be.
Cats can’t be from earth this is just weird.
(via voduo)
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stay at home dad leaves post its for his wife (part 2 ya lil shits)
Going to need more note pads… awwwwww!!!!
(via necrophilofthefuture)
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I was not expecting that ending.
what the fuck just happened
they fucking wrecked did u not see
(via i-will-die-laughing)
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i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said
“now all of china knows you’re queer”
please deliver this reply to your mother:
“perfect”
she laughed so hard i think she exploded
